theroebabe
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss! , I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!
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