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Blondes - 1/26/2006 9:58:30 PM

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Two Blondes walk into a Building you'd expect one of them to see it.....

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RE: Blondes - 1/27/2006 10:07:41 PM

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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RE: Blondes - 1/27/2006 11:45:17 PM

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A pickle, a door knob and a priest walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What are you guys? A fucking joke?"

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RE: Blondes - 1/28/2006 9:13:04 AM

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A baby seal walks into a club...
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disgusting...i hate cruelty to animals..
had my way i'd shoot every sumbitch i could that thinks it's cutesy

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RE: Blondes - 1/28/2006 6:52:51 PM

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I wonder if the thousands of people who harvest seals to survive actually think it is cruel

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RE: Blondes - 1/28/2006 6:57:09 PM

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i wholeheartedly agree with you veronica. that joke was way, way across the line.

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RE: Blondes - 1/28/2006 9:11:45 PM

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My apologies... Please do keep in mind that it was a joke based upon word play, not any actual beliefs about the ethical treatment of animals. I did not mean to offend...

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RE: Blondes - 1/28/2006 11:25:37 PM

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My apologies... Please do keep in mind that it was a joke based upon word play, not any actual beliefs about the ethical treatment of animals. I did not mean to offend...

You have nothing to apologize for. It is a joke. Yes, it is an abhorrent practice when the seals are clubbed, but it was not meant in any way to endorse or condone such violence.

Come on people... Humor is caustic. Some jokes dance a knife edge of being tasteful and tasteless. The OP posted about blondes... does that get anyone's dander up? Nope. The joke is cruel to blondes but that is OK. Most every joke that I can think of pokes fun in some way of something, someone, someplace but these jokes are OK even though they can hurt other people emotionally?

It is a humor board. Toughen up a little and stop being so damned sensitive.

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RE: Blondes - 1/29/2006 12:10:53 AM

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I agree it's a joke.. no need to say your sorry... although it was very kind of you to do so..

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RE: Blondes - 1/29/2006 12:13:06 AM

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quote:

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Come on people... Humor is caustic. Some jokes dance a knife edge of being tasteful and tasteless. The OP posted about blondes... does that get anyone's dander up? Nope. The joke is cruel to blondes but that is OK. Most every joke that I can think of pokes fun in some way of something, someone, someplace but these jokes are OK even though they can hurt other people emotionally?

It is a humor board. Toughen up a little and stop being so damned sensitive.

Well said Gauge! There are some who appear to have no sence of humour as apparent in their posts in other forums.. Perhaps we need a sensitivity board where they can let off steem.

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RE: Blondes - 1/29/2006 9:30:43 PM

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I got another one and this time it's a Joke.

There was a Bear who was just comming out of a deep Sleep He headed to a clearing and started to do what Bear's do alone when a white rabbit came bounding along, the rabbit stop and the Bear asked him a Question" Hey rabbit does Shit stick to your fur??? the rabbit thought for a few and said "no", So the Bear said Great and picked up the rabbit and wiped His arse with the rabbit cause shit sticks to the Bears fur .

No Rabbits or Bears were harmed in the making of the above post .

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 1:06:28 AM

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The joke is cruel to blondes

...I took it as a compliment that at least someone thought one of the blonde's should have seen it

Now where did i put that recipe for ice cubes.....

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 3:33:32 AM

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I like the way you see life champagne I too am a blonde and I love taking to micky out of My self.

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 5:46:17 AM

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The joke is cruel to blondes

...I took it as a compliment that at least someone thought one of the blonde's should have seen it

Now where did i put that recipe for ice cubes.....

That's so cute!

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 5:51:36 AM

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ever wonder why surfers can't get the hang of riding a horse?

every time the horse begins to move, in total awe, the surfer always says "Whoa, dude" and the horse will stop.

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 8:28:31 AM

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ever wonder why surfers can't get the hang of riding a horse?

every time the horse begins to move, in total awe, the surfer always says "Whoa, dude" and the horse will stop.

Bloody hell! Now I know why I cant get a surf board to work.. It doesn't respond to "Geeup".

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 2:19:12 PM

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Bloody hell! Now I know why I cant get a surf board to work.. It doesn't respond to "Geeup".

No, it won't... but they do like sugar cubes, apples and oats. Maybe then it will work better.

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 6:22:07 PM

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Two peanuts go for a walk in the woods....one was assaulted.....

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 8:07:02 PM

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So, this dyslexic walks into a bra......

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RE: Blondes - 1/30/2006 8:21:38 PM

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One day, and blonde girl came home from school and said excitedly;

Girl: "Mommy, Mommy, today we said our letters, and all the other kids could only do a, b, c, d, e ... and I could do a, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

Mother: "Well sweetie ... that's very good, I'm proud of you. You are very smart."

Girl: "Is that because I'm blonde Mommy?"

Mother: "Yes dear ... it is."

The next day, the blonde girl came home from school, and again she was excited, and said;

Girl: "Mommy, Mommy, today we said our numbers, and all the other kids could only do 1, 2, 3, 4 ... and I could do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!"

Mother: "Well sweetie ... that's very good, I'm proud of you. You are very smart."

Girl: "Is that because I'm blonde Mommy?"

Mother: "Yes dear ... it is."

The following day, the girl came home from school and said with pride;

Girl: "Mommy, Mommy, today we had gym class and when we changed clothes, all the other girls were flat chested ... and I have these!" ... as she promptly pulled up her shirt and showed her full breats.

Mother: "Well sweetie ... that's very good, I'm proud of you."

Girl: "Is that because I'm blonde Mommy?"

Mother: "No dear, it's because you are twenty-five."

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