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Billy Bob, the birds and the bees .... - 12/29/2004 9:29:21 PM   
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Billy Bob has been learning new words from his friends, and asks his Pa one day ... "Pa ... what's fucking"?

"Well ... Billy Bob ..." Pa starts ..."it's when ... then you ... it's like .... Hell !!!!" Pa says in frustration. So he calls Ma in, asks her to strip naked and lie on the floor. Pointing to her naughty bits .... he asks Billy Bob ... "see that hole in Ma? ... well you just watch ole' Pa" And away he goes humping like a Pet Store Poodle.

While Billy Bob's watching ... Ida Mae walks in and asks Billy Bob, "What are Ma and Pa doing"?

"Why ... they're fucking!" ... Billy Bob says, proud of his newfound knowledge.

"What's fucking?" Ida Mae asks.

"Well ... " Billy Bob starts ..."it's when ... then you ... it's like .... Hell !!!!" Pointing at Pa's ass he tells her "see that hole in Pa? ... well you just watch ole' Billy Bob!"

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