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Best Phrases - 10/5/2004 4:17:34 PM

sweetpleaser

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I saw this in the suggestions section and since no one took it and ran, I thought I would. I see a lot of great phrases members put into their posts and one of my favorites is subbiejenn's, ~Subspace is my perfect paradise vacation from busy-mind... blessed be to the Dominant who can stamp my ticket there.~

ann

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/5/2004 5:20:34 PM

subbiejenn

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*giggles* ty sweet

i love quotes - one of my other favorites and it used to be on my signature line here on CM is

"Only thing worst then a Man you can't control is one you can"

i will have to sit and think of the others i have used... ive always loved quotes...

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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/5/2004 7:33:31 PM

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I did find couple others i have used.

"Ultimately, the purpose of flogging is to inflict pleasure."

(The whip) "explodes like lightning from the hand of a god or goddess, it snakes through the air like a dragon's claw. It is evil, languid, precise, supremely savage, and sensuous. In short, it is as sexy as it is dangerous."

"Trust plays a key role in this. It eases fear so that I am free to dissolve into mindless ecstasy."

Discipline is the bridge between learning and accomplishment.

here are some, not really BDSM relatated but cute -- :)

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
-- Steve Martin

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
-- Redd Foxx (from Comedy Album - Huffin and Puffin)

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-- Phyllis Diller

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
*giggles*

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker

OK told you i loved quotes, so i got carried away! *grins*

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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/6/2004 7:36:44 AM

sweetpleaser

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I like all of those. I love phrases, although I don't know them by heart (due to over-40 senility). Some of my favorites are from sexy or powerful women.

ann

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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.--Mae West

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/6/2004 8:35:48 AM

happypervert

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I saw this one around here, I think, but I just might steal it anyway:

"I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt"

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/6/2004 5:29:15 PM

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Don't waste your breath to save your face when you have done your best...Garcia/Hunter
A man and a woman come together as strangers
When they part they're usually stranger still

signed
Gonad the Bavarian

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/7/2004 2:43:43 AM

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"What the?!?!?!?! i did not have any corn!!!!"- Fat Bastard.... hehe sorry couldn't resist

others i like...
"Only fools are positive" Hanshi Yoshimoto may he rest in peace
"vengenge, along with hate and envy, is a useless emotion"
"spend a day with your eyes closed, then and only then will you truly be able to see people for who they really are"
"do not mistake kindness for weakness, and do not confuse weaknesses with faults more often than not our weaknesses are our strongest points, we just don't know it yet"
"do not try to overpower an enemy, it is not about power, it is about grace"
"maintaining simplicity can be one of the most complicated things to do, next to trying to figure out the mind of a Woman" Hanshi Yoshimoto... he always did have a good sense of humor lol

ok i'll stop with the qoutes from my old Master (er not in the BDSM sense lol)

and finally...
"live life the way Y/you dream it should be" -me

No worries,
-jay

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/7/2004 6:00:10 AM

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*gigglez* i love to see different phrases....

Here are a few that i like too!

"Do you know what the chain of command is? Its the chain I beat ya with when ya don't follow my command." (ok i am a bit biased on this one..it's from my Masters sig line)

"If a Man has no Humility, He needs more Fear"

"The abandonment of control given by a woman of strength, is one of Man's most intense pleasures"

"If you think the way to a Man's heart is through his stomach...You're Aiming to high"

*laughs and laughs*

have an outstanding day everyone!!

~smilezz~

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/7/2004 6:32:37 AM

sweetpleaser

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I like the "way to a man's heart" phrase! Also, your signature of the "lifestyle" is very good.

ann

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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.--Mae West

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/27/2004 7:08:36 PM

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All of the following are from the late Donnie Rice, who taught Me.

"If your heart is black, it does not matter what color your dungeon walls are."

"You aren't *really* serious about S/m until you've thought out what you'd do with the body when a scene goes bad."

"The phrase 'what goes around comes around' assumes you are still in the same place after pulling shit. If you are, you deserve whatever happens to you!"

"That which does not kill me... had better run like Hell!!"

"You can ALWAYS tell a switch by how they handle a flogger... they *always* catch *themselves* on the backswing!"

What do you MEAN 'don't cringe'?! I LIKE cringe!"

And a few from Toymaker:

"Speaking as an engineer, I just want to know what it is that killed me."

"Well, I got the gravity boots and back-swing for my back... but I'm having more fun with it on my bottom!"

"Oooh! Nipple clamps with LED flashers! Now THAT'S *TRICK*!!"

And some from J.S. in SF:

"I just like to like, majorly piss off the Dominant Paradigm, y'know?"

"Annoying the Powers That Be is, like, for me, the Supreme Categorical Imperative and all that stuff."

"Well, like, what FUN is it if it doesn't OFFEND somebody?!"

"Ouch!? Hell, I just STARTED!! Ouch LATER!"

"Just because I am not, like, CONSIDERED a 'Terror Top' does not mean I don't want to BE a Terror Top!!"

And finally, from the late Big Mama:

"PHOENECIA! Climb down off'n that fireplug an' pull yer dress down, we's got COMP'NY!"

"I'll *thank* you to keep a civil tongue in my ass!"

"Girlchild, what THAT fairy knows about sex. *I* have forgotten.... deliberately!"

"Ohhh, *there's* one I'd love to tie to a table!" (said of a cutie on Polk street)

Lady Sonelle

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/28/2004 5:46:00 AM

Thanatosian

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I have always been partial to this one which I first saw in a Spider Robinson book

It is a top's business to produce intense and specific sensations in their bottoms: the top's pleasure is their own business.

I think it delineates the counter-intuitive nature of who is actually being serviced in a top/bottom relationship/scene

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/28/2004 5:20:28 PM

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OK since the election is coming up here are some quotes i found --

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers.

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole.

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor. -- *shakes her head*

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ---*Gaud*

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president."
Hillary Clinton. -- *you go girl!*

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -- George W. Bush --- *duh*

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Jimmy Carter.

"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
Ronald Reagan.

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
George Bush.

"I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say."
Richard Nixon.

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
George Bush.

"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
Ronald Reagan.

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
Ronald Reagan.

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
Ronald Reagan.

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."
(almost unbelievably) Abraham Lincoln.

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
Richard Nixon.

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
Dwight D. Eisenhower.

All Dan Quayle-- what a idiot (sorry)

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 9/21/88

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a 'part' of Europe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." 15/9/88

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 18/9/90

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." 5/9/90

*giggles*

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~Subspace is my perfect paradise vacation from busy-mind... blessed be to the Dominant who can stamp my ticket there.~

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/29/2004 7:14:13 AM

sweetpleaser

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Those were all great jenn!! It is nice to have some humor among the candidate bombardment of ads!!

We have ads back to back here in Florida because we are a swing state. The candidates have visited so many times over the last few weeks we're kinda getting to know them on a first name basis! Dick Cheney had breakfast at a local diner. I can't wait 'til Tuesday is over!

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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.--Mae West

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RE: Best Phrases - 10/29/2004 9:23:25 PM

BeachMystress

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Here are two of my favorite quotes, one from Jane Austin, the other from an ex sub.

One half of the world can not understand the pleasures of the other.
~ Jane Austen

When do we call in the stunt penis?
~Wolf

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/4/2004 1:05:35 PM

Shdw3507

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some faveriots of mine have been
"i'm like a super hero without powers or motivation"

"A man to smart to get involved in politics is doomed to be ruled by those dumber then him"

"i love myself"

" women are from mars men have a penis"

"my only fear of death is reincarnation"

"Money can buy love. it will buy your children food and in return they will love you for it."

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Is yelling "Godzilla" in a japenese airport like yelling "fire" in an american one?

"The devils are girls with vangoes missing ear you say what you want but filth is all that they hear."

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/12/2004 8:58:21 AM

IndySubPrincess

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I like my quote, duh, or it wouldn't be there...

Some of my favorite phrases are bumper stickers...

"Sex on tv can't hurt... unless you fall off."
"Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy and good with ketchup."
"667 - Neighbor of the Beast"
"A day without sunshine is like... night."
"Always Yield To Temptation . . . because it may not pass your way again."
"Auntie Em: Hate You, Hate Kansas, taking the dog ~ Dorothy"
"Bondage Is Knot For Everyone."
"Boyfriend Wanted: No Experience Necessary will train !"
"Chaos, Panic & Disorder. My Work Here Is Done."
"Don`t Worry. It Only Seems Kinky The First Time."
"Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa"
"Growing Old Is Mandatory Growing up is optional"
"Here I Am. Now What Were Your Other Two Wishes?"

Just to show a few. I have a MILLION more if anyone wants to hear them. I am a wealth of useless bumper sticker sayings. :)

Younglady/IndySubPrincess

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/18/2004 10:58:28 AM

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respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl, and then You have the mind, the heart and the soul

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/18/2004 10:59:55 AM

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Thanks Indy those are good

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/18/2004 11:44:44 AM

IndySubPrincess

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I really like that too. :)

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RE: Best Phrases - 11/18/2004 12:33:14 PM

sweetpleaser

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I really like that phrase Trick. Thanks.

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