iwillserveu
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After working out I went to Stop and shop because they have sale on Hot or Lean Pockets. They also have a sale on Hot or Lean subs. (The sale is to my target purchases at my favorite Stop & Shop only, in case anyone checks and sees they are not on sale.)
I had three coupons. Two for 75 cents off two boxes of Hot/Lean Subs and one for $2 off ten boxes of Hot/Lean Pockets. I had gotten four boxes of Lean Subs and 1 boxes of Lean Pockets and on the way to the register I saw bananas and remembered I need bananas.
At the register a nice looking blond, in her thirties was behind me. She was (hopefully) checking me out and also looking at my purchases. I know as soon as I speak I lose any cache I might have, but it was a great line. (Besides unless she gaged me right away [I wish! ] she might hear me talk.)
"Yes, I'm single, but I have a potassium deficiency," I said.
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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace. 
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