SirKenin
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Joined: 10/31/2004
From: Barrie, ON Canada
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> ((((RING RING))))
>
>**Pick Up**
>
> "Hello?"
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
>Uncle Paul "
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"
> Brief Pause
> "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
>on
> the table, run upstairs and k! nock on the bedroom door, and shout
>to
> Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> "I did it Daddy"
> "And what happened honey?" he asked
> "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>and
> ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
>the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
> "O my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
>and
> he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
>guess
> he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he
>hit
> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause**
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...I think I have the wrong
>number!!
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