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Amusing Diversions - 11/4/2004 12:05:47 PM

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Affix a spreader bar between a male subs ankles and cuff one of his wrists. Cuff his balls from behind with the other and make him walk around the room a few times. Brings tears- of laughter - to My eyes every time!

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/4/2004 1:16:21 PM

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Sounds like you'd enjoy a humbler. Have you ever tried one? I have two different types this and this. The purpose of a humbler is to keep a man from standing erect. The testicles go through the hole and the board part behind the legs. It is humorous to put them in the device and have them do things. Also, after a while, they'll do just about annnything to get out of it. I've added some features to both of my humblers.. a chain around the front of the legs to prevent "stepping out" of it and a lock so they can't just take it off. If you're interested in getting one and not paying a fortune try Stumpy's Woodworking (one of mine is from him.. the oak with special knobs) http://stores.ebay.com/Stumpys-Woodworking_W0QQssPageNameZVIStoreHeaderLinksQQtZkm

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/4/2004 1:38:31 PM

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Thanks for the suggestion. Isn't it rather hard on their backs too? Give 'em a "hitch in their getalong"!

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/4/2004 2:17:37 PM

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I kinda think they look like frogs in it.. *grins* Another fun thing to do to impede movement while they're in the humbler is to put on ankle cuffs with a short length of chain between them.

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/5/2004 9:01:06 PM

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Oh, I love My humbler! So very sadistic. (Did I say that?) The look in their eyes as they see it, and then when I actually turn it to put it between and behind their legs! Such lovely wood, such lovely eye bolts, such lovely nuts to tighten it down! And I find that most of the boys, once they see it, if they are into CBT, can't wait to try it out! So many possiblities.

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/5/2004 9:08:03 PM

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I've seen an "improved" version of the Humbler that includes stocks for the victim's wrists and a crusher attachment that screws on beneath the trapped testicles. It's quite an evil looking apparatus!

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/5/2004 9:28:06 PM

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Oh, give Us a link, please?? Do you have one?

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/5/2004 10:03:53 PM

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I couldn't find any images of the finished device, but I did find this shot of the prototype. It still looks evil

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/5/2004 11:27:31 PM

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Great shot, stef! My humbler already crushes, how much depends on how tightly I screw it down. Of course, it is necessary to make it nice and tight, else that "tricky dick" might slip out! I like the hand stocks though. Would save Me time and rope for other things. LOL Boys, that's what you look like when I get out the other toys! Oh, no...it's not over yet!

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/6/2004 11:37:54 PM

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::sigh:: here's another thread I'm going to have to bookmark for later. Not that she ever seems to read the darned things, but hope does spring eternal, does it not?

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/8/2004 9:59:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BeachMystress
Sounds like you'd enjoy a humbler. Have you ever tried one? ... The testicles go through the hole and the board part behind the legs. It is humorous to put them in the device and have them do things. Also, after a while, they'll do just about anything to get out of it.

And here I am trying to get into one.

Actually, what I really want is the clothes-pin concession near your house.

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/11/2004 6:51:09 AM

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wow, that is quite a diversion!

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/17/2004 2:41:08 AM

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Actually, what I really want is the clothes-pin concession near your house.

ROFLMAO, I bought another 48 2inch ones today. *grins* There is a party on Friday.. need new supplies

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RE: Amusing Diversions - 11/17/2004 2:42:57 AM

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::sigh:: here's another thread I'm going to have to bookmark for later. Not that she ever seems to read the darned things, but hope does spring eternal, does it not?

Well, the holidays are just about here.. get her one of the crushing humblers for them

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