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A Celebration Of Non-Penetration - 4/15/2005 8:33:46 PM

Elegant

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Ever thought about abstinence? I about had an orgasm from laughing.

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RE: A Celebration Of Non-Penetration - 4/15/2005 8:44:37 PM

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"For the gals: When hugging or kissing your faith partner, you may have noticed a little something getting hard inside his pants. It's called the penis and it means he wants to marry you! It's perfectly safe so long as he keeps it inside his pants. You can grab it, stroke it, squeeze it, or rub yourself against it like a fevered dog. Trust us, he won't mind a bit! Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It's that easy!"

Oh

My

GOD!

Because a guy gets a hard-on that means he wants to marry you? Wow, and out of all those erections I only got three marriage proposals, I wonder what went wrong?

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RE: A Celebration Of Non-Penetration - 4/16/2005 4:03:34 PM

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-falls over... dies laughing- Ah... what a way to go.

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RE: A Celebration Of Non-Penetration - 4/16/2005 4:48:41 PM

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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. M

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RE: A Celebration Of Non-Penetration - 4/18/2005 8:20:23 AM

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