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A Blonde Ice Fishing - 12/23/2005 9:43:18 AM

LordKerr

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This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 12/23/2005 9:49:57 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

that was a good one.

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 12/30/2005 7:13:09 PM

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I thinking about becoming a redhead

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 12/30/2005 7:39:19 PM

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And now to explain the joke to blondes…

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 1/7/2006 11:03:52 PM

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Blondes are gorgeous; every time a blonde converts hair color, a small part of the Aether dies! :p

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 1/8/2006 6:51:24 AM

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I've heard that blondes are just redheads with the fire f***'ed out of them!

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RE: A Blonde Ice Fishing - 1/8/2006 10:01:20 PM

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I've heard that blondes are just redheads with the fire f***'ed out of them!

chymes

hey now. i got a wee one who's blonde. and she gets half of the things that come her way. she also has enough fire to last her several centuries.

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