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"How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/18/2005 10:27:20 AM

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/18/2005 11:47:16 AM

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Even being the cat person that I am this is humorous...lol. Thanks!

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/18/2005 4:22:54 PM

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ROFL My cats would love you!!

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/18/2005 4:31:56 PM

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ROFL My cats would love you!!

We have 2 and they are NOT amused!

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/20/2005 6:17:33 AM

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/20/2005 8:43:14 AM

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evil! ha!

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/20/2005 9:45:02 PM

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This has made me laugh for the second time today!!!! HA HA HA HA~!!!

My dog is over here looking innocent. "Who, me?"
Those pictures are HILARIOUS

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/21/2005 12:55:06 AM

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Poor kitty.

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RE: "How To Clean Your Toilet" - 7/21/2005 7:34:35 AM

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~sigh~ I can't find that funny. Not b/c I think anyone here would do that, but because I've volunteered with abused/abandoned animals for so long I know that people do stuff like that all time. I hate humans, sometimes.

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